Monday, November 24, 2008

Operation Theater



Hospital la tempat paling menakutkan. OT merupakan tempat paling scary. tengok org kene bedah, darah everywher, alat2 memotong... seriously dowh horor. Tp best bile kuar ngn baju cam lam gambar nie org ingat doctor. giler belagak. patutla doctor ego cam sial... ego tp bodoh... bodoh sombong hanjing nye...

Thursday, November 13, 2008

10 assumptions why terung doesnt invite others to his house

1. He's gay.

2. He has no place to hide his blowup doll. (refer to #10)

3. He has a gf staying there... coverline dowhhh!

4. Hot chick neighbor selalu datang mintak gula... though this is hard to believe la.

5. Fav nephew... takut aunty & tok wan dtg and surprise him.

6. Suke bogel lam umah... nasha aziz style... euwww...

7. Gay only book club nite...

8. He think he's a rockstar but live in a house meant for domestic male... gay again!

9. He likes to play with his hair... seriously dowh... ikat tocang la, buat siput la, tocang kat tepi la or simply lurus2 kan rambut la... seriously... sometimes dia pun tak sedar dia wat camtu time lepak2 ngan member... gay dowh!

10. Blowup doll is a male doll. hahahaha... fag!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

The Day I Fall In Love

It was 1984 my parents took me back to my grandparents house in Semenyeh. I was 5 that year. I always love going back to my kampung. But something happened on that particular weekend that change my life forever… well until now at least. It’s not the quiet and peaceful environment. It’s not because there’s a river at the back of the house. It’s not at all about the kampung itself. It’s something else.


The day I arrived at my grandparents’ house I notice something in front of the house. It was covered with old blankets. Everything was covered but I know what underneath the blankets. The sharp said it all. I was so curious but I pretend not to show it. Every time my uncle went out of the house I would ran out to see what he was doing and hoping he would takes off the blankets and put me out of my misery. But he did nothing. Damn it. I waited the whole day but nothing happen.


So I just wondered off in front of the tele and soon forgot about it. Late that afternoon while watching the tele suddenly I heard something so noisy, so exciting out in front of the house. It was so loud and noisy but to me it is the most beautiful sound I ever heard. I ran outside and there was the thing that was covered underneath the blanket. I saw it. It was beautiful… I don’t know what model or brand it was but it look so beautiful. The shape, the color, the size of the tyre, the exhaust pipe, the rear brake light… everything was in proper place.


To me it was the most beautiful piece of machine I ever seen. For the 1st time in my 5 years life I fall in love… until now it’s like the 1st love I can’t seem to forget. Every time a beautiful one passes me on the road it never fail get me all overly excited. That’s why every year in a hot day in Sepang during the Malaysian MotoGP I would walk around the parking lot just to satisfy my need to look at each beautiful machine and remind myself that I will forever in love with a machine called superbike. Crap!


Note: Written in English by idiot whose English is sux… fuck spelling n grammar… fuck you who think you can write better… fuck you if you put the spelling n grammatical error in the comment… fucking wanker